Monday, August 28, 2006

Word Sunday : Condescending



Someone who condescends is someone who thinks that her own shit does not smell.





OK OK so I am now 5Xkg. The lightest ever after giving birth. OK OK I know those who knew me like 10 years ago think I am fat. But so what. I gave birth ok...and my metabolic rate is slow. And I admit I am lazy and I cannot eat leafy things. Or steamed chicken.

So being 5Xkilos is good ok for me. I am elated. I feel good. So come on share my joy please.

This lady came to my house. Somehow she went up the scale and told me. Oh I am 5Xkg you know. And because I am a nice person who likes to hear people feel good about themselves, I said wow good for you. You know what. I am 5Xkg too and thought a high five is deserving here.

Then she said, you cannot be 5Xkg. You are shorter than me.

And there you go. Poof! Gone are my feel good feeling.

Bencinya aku. Kerek nak mampus.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nothing wrong with having a bit of extra meat on you. curvaceous pulak tu..ok pe. you're one hot mama!! besides, you don't want to look like kate moss. macam cicak kubing.
if this is going to be a consolation to you, i dak gemok jugak. last time i weigh myself, it's 63kg ok. hah, ambik kau!

nef

Idham said...

Goddesss....u hv my approval 1000 times *not that u need them* hehehe....

eh, did you made that woman wash the dishes before she left?
You should have.....

urs admiringly,
idham

JoKontan said...

HaH hah hah !!

Is there such a word ?

Conascending ?

Someone who believes that his/her own shit semerbak harum and flush it immediately...



Rapuan hari Senin..

easylady said...

hehehe take it lolies dia jelous kat u...

anne said...

condescending=kerek nak mampus..ok tak? Did you put something in her coffee after that...hahaha....?

Goddess tak boleh kurus kering..tu goddess tak cukup makan namanya. Maintain ok...!:-P

Lollies said...

nef - eh 63kg ok apa on your height? so tall kurus sangat pun tak best gak. jom kita feel good about ourselves.

idham - oh dari angle tu makcik tu baik pulak. dia telah membantu mencuci pingganku. heh heh

TJ - boleh disarankan kepada Oxford dengan segera. boleh diterima pakai.

easylady - begitulah harapnya

anne - i kasi dia makan sago pudding yang berlemak itu. I cedokkan and bubuh banyak gila. itu saja yang i buat. heh heh

Trust said...

one woman's kerekness is another woman's self-confidence/self-esteem.

Betul tak?

bisutulibuta said...

Mak oi...59.99kG ????? that is berat dik oi...

Jill Yusoff said...

oh baby i am so envious!

Lollies said...

trust - err bukan soma gitu ke?

bisu - ceh hati busuk!

jill - wei you are my inspiration ok

anggerik merah said...

Laling lollies...does not matter kot as long as u are happy.:-)

S said...

Gee! I undesrtand how you felt then. Nowadays I find my life is too precious to allow myself in the company of 'busuk hati' people. Personally I would stay a distance the moment I detect that in a person,

I have a trick that I use constantly. If someone said a negative to me, I throw back a positive for her to hear loud and clear. If I were in your shoes perhaps (pl dear, if it were me, and its my personal style and wish to share with you) I would say, 'Many say that I look bootyilicious!!!' Ha ha ha. Biar dia pulak bengang..he he.

rad said...

Kah3x! I'm also 5xkg but now reaching higher & higher - getting old & all those stuff.
Look on the positive side - she cares for u (iyo ko?) thus the need to diet before it's getting worst (imagine a balloon - it hurts I know...)

Lollies said...

AM - yes I am. heh heh. I just wish people are less condescending kan. talk about the weather instead gitu.

S - Oh I know what you mean. I wanted to say at least I am hawt hawt, but then I chose to be quiet. Perhaps because she is a makcik herself, so I didn't want to reciprocate her. Or or or because I pun dah tua. Senyum aje. But pssttt I have seen you replying to certain comment. You are quite tactful. :)

rad - ya lorr she does. wehei!

simah said...

u r the lightest eversince u gave birth..that is one hell of an achievement.. be over the moon!! :0) congrats..

Idham said...

psst:
ada sekali tu tersilap nak bagi compliment kpd sorang rakan perempuan...tersebut lebih kurang mcm ni...
"waaa...nampak sehat u sekarang!"

tau tau dia terus hilang gi toilet...balek2 ke tempat kami nak minum2 kopi tu kan kan...dia dah asyek dok tanya....eh, Id..betul ka i dah gemuk? eh..nampak sgt ka? eh itu ... dan eh ini...

adesss.....ingatlah kaum lelaki, jgn sesekali tersebut kpd kaum wanita yang mereka tu "sehat".

IDham

Lollies said...

simah - Yayyy

idham - hah! ingat tu. tapi ada cara jugak kan nak cakap. kalau cakap sihat tapi muka macam sindir je..hmm memang lah nak kena tu. :D

dlt said...

eh! lollies, anak 3 5Xkg ok ape? pedulik apa orang kata, asal ur lover happy sudah. and tahniah pass test lesen hari tu. makin panjang langkah lepas ni.

~ahni~ said...

lollies, aku 5Xkg tu masa bujang. Masa sekarang ni dah in between 6xkg dan 7xkg pulak dan aku much more shorter thatn you I believe...

Tension wei, nak cuba kuruskan badan memang tak boleh punyalah sebab semangat juang aku sungguh rapuh

maklang said...

Pasal berat ni sensitip!!!

Lollies said...

dlt - heh heh thanks. langkah panjang? kereta je tak ada. heh heh

ah ni - mana ko tau ko lagi short dari aku?

mak lang - eh sensitip tau. :D

itot said...

hehehe..klakar klakar..betullah ayat-ayat 'biasa' sometimes leh jadi lain maknanye..atau lain org lain 'interpretation'nye...kalau saya..bila sesapa kata 'Itot,dah nampak berisi sikit pipi' or 'ha macam ni baru nampak cerah sikit'..tu tandanya kurang-kurangkanlah santapan tu..huhu..