Saturday, October 01, 2005

Lollies the Sadist

Ohhh don't I love procrastination. Wait a minute! I have not been proscrastinating..I was just taking a slower pace trying to finish up the report because I have to be detail. Yes! So that mistakes are not made.

But this week, have been crazier than usual. I went home late nearly everyday. Sleeping hours are crazy. Waking up, typing, running after Jack2. Full awake discussing the next day. And I am working throughout the bloody weekend. (I am in the office now alone, pretending I am working).

Yesterday we had to finalise the presentation. All of us stayed back. And suddenly, suddenly..I felt that hey..I like this man. I like this adrenalin pumping rush. I like argument and blame storming in the meeting room. I like laughing at my colleagues and in return being laughed at.

I like thinking of words to fool impress the audience. Words like "system is relatively weak in P state" or "system is comparatively strong in S state", but in essence we are trying to say the same thing. This is all about being tactful.

I like listing all the numbers with units at the back. Units that some people, among the audience, who may not know but refrain asking because it would make them look stupid. Muahahaha.

I love using the G word gor Giga and giving costs in billions. I love quoting important government meetings. The JPPPET meeting conducted by the Ministry himself will always keep the audience quiet.

I love tabling out the confusing, all numbers and data of the simulation result. You can't convince them, confuse them.

And I think, honestly, deep down inside, most of the employees in the corporate world and even masochist while gulping her frappe actually enjoy this last minute rush. Going through the power points, doing the hyperlink thing, putting one or even two big words with big jargons..

Come on people, admit it, you like it don't you? You swear that you are stressed out. You swear that your eyeballs are coming out and that you have bags under your eyes. You snap to your colleagues. You get snapped yourself. You hate your boss.

But deep down, you really like it. You sadist you.

I love this adrenalin rush.

Because deep down I love pain. Yes baby whip me!

27 comments:

Captain Barbell said...

you have been DILBERTed !!!!

muah muah hahahaha

Jill Yusoff said...

Saya mengaku-saya juga sadistic and masochistic!

CikNi said...

bravo lollies - alas report completed & presentaed!

lollies said...

brader - oh memang betul and I'm loving it baby

dora - yeah sekarang saya sudah ada kawan

cikni - lum habis lagi. isnin presntation bersaiz sederhana, selasa presntation bersaiz large.

atiza said...

aku tak tahan betul bila tengok muka ex-boss aku dengan brooch besaq dia..dia mesti pakai pearl necklace and maybe imitation bag bought in Korea...

hahaha..deep down i think i am too
chaleet skit :)

Leen Ash Burn said...

work? presentation?? apakah ittewwwww? hehheheh

lollies said...

chalet atiza. komplen aje mesti lebih

leen - itu adalah kaedah bercerita pembohongan. muahaha

Trust said...

Best ke kerja koperat ni????

lollies said...

best brader - boleh kelentong orang. boleh kena whip. errr tapi kerja kat plant..err takbestlah..the very the routine one

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...
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lollies said...
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A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

mau tanya lagi ini pompuan. sssshhhh ... don't bising bising to anyone.

lollies said...

shhhhhh...wei lu punya boss itu ah ada cakap banyak kelakar maaa. ada tempias-tempias. Itu lu punya boss ah?

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

bos saya yg lagi sorang tu, takde tempias but very bad inggeris one.

lollies said...

errr the tampin man tu ka?

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Frankensteina said...

Oyy (hands up) I'm guilty too he hehe. Am secretly enjoying the panic and the rush and the whole show. What a bloody turn on!

Hi I'm Frankie and I'm a sadist too. Group hug now...he he he

lollies said...

alaaa babe saya sangat sedih..saya akan berhenti kerja tak lama lagi. sebab tu saya happy sangat kerja. balik malam2 hari2 pun saya buat. kerja weekend pun saya buat. malam I burn my ass off pun tak apa. Sob sob. But if ever in the meantime kena pi sana, I will surprise you! Pastu kita mamam.

frankie - group hugs everyone for the sadism in us.

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

janganla ada orang from my office dok baca your blog.

or anyone else from your office.

kantoi gua.

atiza said...

babe..habih la hang...

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

lolllllliiiiiiiii, tolong censor mana-mana yg patut!!!!

lollies said...

babe, done! Your secret is saved with me. Tak taulah kalau makcik kat arwanzeefor tu nak report pulak. Dia dok pandang-pandang, jeling-jeling tu.

Ada mana lagi yang ko nak aku delete?

A Babe Of Very Little Brain said...

chayaaaang lolly!!!! chayaaaang lolly!!!!

lollies said...

demi you babe, I sanggup buat segala.

faux diamante said...

eh lollies,

cute animation of skipping pylons. electrical eiffels i call them.

we wedel peepel oso like wee weedel whips..heh heh

lollies said...

yeah babey come and whip me! cute eh that pylon. I laughed when i got this one

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